I like satellite and I really like all of their photos on myspace showing all of these crazy designs they can do in coffee. So I sure was in for a surprise when I got this in my mocha.
The guy working said he made me a special drink and he wasn’t kidding! Full on balls and a shaft! I wonder if this is what they were learning at that recent coffee convention…
Thanks for the penis coffee guys!
I’m sure you’ve been here its that gem located on Division and I…. you probably get caffeinated here daily if you don’t go to Blackwater. It’s small and can fit about 5 comfortably you won’t find 10 laptopheads sitting drinking drip all day instead it has more of a beehive feel. People in and People out. Why do I like Satellite Coffee? I’d say because there is no bullshit… I’m constantly annoyed by some of the coffee-flys at other coffeeshops but here at Satellite there is little of this 
If you enjoy good coffee give Satellite a try, they have sorta slow service because they are perfectionists but thats ok for me.
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